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Rules of Texas | I got this from a spam mail

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle and [...]